Wednesday, September 1, 2010

BZZZZZZZZ Power Rankings Season 3: #4

Or as I like to call it, Bizarro BZZZZZZ. I will let you take one look at the rankings and come to that conclusion though, especially the fight for first:

The Fight for the Championship:

1. Trollchester United
- Trollchester United has hit a bit of a rut as of late, all three of his last games were draws. Zeon and a surprise contender have been closing in on him where the separation of third and first place team is only 2 points, or one game. I personally do not think Trollchester United to be able to hold first, but don't listen to me, ALL OF MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE SEASON WERE WRONG! Christ, I feel like Mel Kiper Jr.

2. Principality of Zeon - The one team I thought would be able to take the championship this season is still in the running thank god, I don't think I can take another mistake. Zeon is a strong team, but they lack young talent. Cruceh has a hard time holding onto money and this or next season may be the last time he will be able to contend unless he gets his act together.

3. Dynasty - This fucker and his fucked up team does not deserve to be a championship contender. Every year he talks shit and it is always customary for him to wreck horribly and barely hold of relegation. His entire team is full of stupid decisions and overrated Dakota "he won't shut up about and even named his stadium" Gorski. Yet, through all of these stupid decisions, he can't seem to lose, even with a horrible goalkeeper. There is no god.

The Little Team That Could

4. NEST FC
- Another team I did not see making it out of relegation this season, but unlike his counterpart Murikan, NEST. deserves it. NEST FC is full of great talent and NEST. has done a great job molding them into good players, but he lacks tactical finesse like the teams above him (or in Murikan's case, the only thing he has going for him) this season might be out of reach, but watch out next season, NEST FC is a new powerhouse.

The Good Game Kids

5. Strong Island
- If Strong Island can win out this season, they can hold off relegation. That is a huge longshot though, they had a decent run though, and we will probably see them sometime next season as a top team in a lower division.

6. Mild-Mannered Men - What the hell happened to this team? Hell if I know, but it must have been incredibly monumental to be this far down the rankings. Who knows what happened to this team, all I know is this team has no hope of holding off relegation. Better luck next season Stroyent, I really like your team and hope you succeed and be back here in no team at all.

7. UMAD FC - If you looked up Trainwreck in the dictionary, it would just tell you "UMAD FC, you dumb bastard." This team was one of my picks to be a championship contender, instead he is sharing relegation with FreeBags FC. I hope UMAD FC rebounds quickly next season and is back up here.

FreeBags Still Sucks

8. FreeBags FC
- **insert comment**

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