Thursday, September 9, 2010

BZZZZZZZZ Power Rankings Season 3: #5

Some major things have happened since last week, a team full of talented players is now in relegation, now we have Strong Island in the mix for not being relegated. Let's jump straight into this:


Still undefeated, the fight for the title:

1. Trollchester United, 6-3-0:
Well, Trollchester United is still undefeated, who would've saw this coming? I wouldn't hold my breath however, they are going to play an intense final few games against strong teams, but if they hold up the question is if they can hold off the BZZZZZZZZ curse: once you win the championship you get relegated?

2. Principality of Zeon, 5-4-0: Zeon is nipping at Trollchester's ankles, and this will be a very close final few games. Only one game behind Trollchester, they still have a good shot at winning it all, if you count Zeon out you are not very bright.

What the fuck is this shit?

3. Dynasty, 5-2-2: Murikan says that his team is full of young, promising talent and a perfect mix of old and new. As much as I hate Dynasty, this is completely true. He has recently picked up a lot of new pieces to his aging Midfield problem, his Forwards are young and skillful, Defenders are very old however, and his Goalkeeper is coming into his own, and it only took three season, great job not buying a Goalkeeper Murikan.

4. Strong Island, 2-5-2: Strong Island has been able to draw itself out of relegation, while winning one game, they have maybe equal the skill NEST. FC has in their lineup, and coaching is alright, it will be a close battle for this number four spot. It seems the top 3 positions are locked away for good if all three teams continue to play like they are.

5. NEST FC, 2-5-2: Like I said with Strong Island, NEST. FC will have trouble breaking into the top 4 if he continues to play like this. Draws aren't wins, and he needs to get that into his head before he can contend. He will have a lot on his plate before the season is over, you can count on that being true.

Shit tier teams, fallen powerhouses, etc,

6. UMAD FC, 2-3-4:
This might come as a shock to A LOT of people, but UMAD FC actually won a game recently! Hey HugoReyes, if you win two in a row, it's called a winning streak. Maybe if you put one and one together you can get out of relegation, or you can continue to flounder like an idiot against teams that are worse than their ranking suggests.

7. Mild-Mannered Men, 1-3-5: Really? Only one win Stroyent? Is that really the best you can do, I mean REALLY? You have so much talent, please tell me why you can't win a game. You let teams stomp all over you daily. You are still in this race Stroyent, please join UMAD FC in the fight for the final relegation spot, or maybe make Dynasty lose all of his final games so both of you can not be relegated and the balance of the world will return.

Why is he still in this league?

8. FreeBags FC, 0-1-8: WHY.JPG

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