Some major things have happened since last week, a team full of talented players is now in relegation, now we have Strong Island in the mix for not being relegated. Let's jump straight into this:
Still undefeated, the fight for the title:
1. Trollchester United, 6-3-0: Well, Trollchester United is still undefeated, who would've saw this coming? I wouldn't hold my breath however, they are going to play an intense final few games against strong teams, but if they hold up the question is if they can hold off the BZZZZZZZZ curse: once you win the championship you get relegated?
2. Principality of Zeon, 5-4-0: Zeon is nipping at Trollchester's ankles, and this will be a very close final few games. Only one game behind Trollchester, they still have a good shot at winning it all, if you count Zeon out you are not very bright.
What the fuck is this shit?
3. Dynasty, 5-2-2: Murikan says that his team is full of young, promising talent and a perfect mix of old and new. As much as I hate Dynasty, this is completely true. He has recently picked up a lot of new pieces to his aging Midfield problem, his Forwards are young and skillful, Defenders are very old however, and his Goalkeeper is coming into his own, and it only took three season, great job not buying a Goalkeeper Murikan.
4. Strong Island, 2-5-2: Strong Island has been able to draw itself out of relegation, while winning one game, they have maybe equal the skill NEST. FC has in their lineup, and coaching is alright, it will be a close battle for this number four spot. It seems the top 3 positions are locked away for good if all three teams continue to play like they are.
5. NEST FC, 2-5-2: Like I said with Strong Island, NEST. FC will have trouble breaking into the top 4 if he continues to play like this. Draws aren't wins, and he needs to get that into his head before he can contend. He will have a lot on his plate before the season is over, you can count on that being true.
Shit tier teams, fallen powerhouses, etc,
6. UMAD FC, 2-3-4: This might come as a shock to A LOT of people, but UMAD FC actually won a game recently! Hey HugoReyes, if you win two in a row, it's called a winning streak. Maybe if you put one and one together you can get out of relegation, or you can continue to flounder like an idiot against teams that are worse than their ranking suggests.
7. Mild-Mannered Men, 1-3-5: Really? Only one win Stroyent? Is that really the best you can do, I mean REALLY? You have so much talent, please tell me why you can't win a game. You let teams stomp all over you daily. You are still in this race Stroyent, please join UMAD FC in the fight for the final relegation spot, or maybe make Dynasty lose all of his final games so both of you can not be relegated and the balance of the world will return.
Why is he still in this league?
8. FreeBags FC, 0-1-8: WHY.JPG
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
BZZZZZZZZ Power Rankings Season 3: #4
Or as I like to call it, Bizarro BZZZZZZ. I will let you take one look at the rankings and come to that conclusion though, especially the fight for first:
The Fight for the Championship:
1. Trollchester United - Trollchester United has hit a bit of a rut as of late, all three of his last games were draws. Zeon and a surprise contender have been closing in on him where the separation of third and first place team is only 2 points, or one game. I personally do not think Trollchester United to be able to hold first, but don't listen to me, ALL OF MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE SEASON WERE WRONG! Christ, I feel like Mel Kiper Jr.
2. Principality of Zeon - The one team I thought would be able to take the championship this season is still in the running thank god, I don't think I can take another mistake. Zeon is a strong team, but they lack young talent. Cruceh has a hard time holding onto money and this or next season may be the last time he will be able to contend unless he gets his act together.
3. Dynasty - This fucker and his fucked up team does not deserve to be a championship contender. Every year he talks shit and it is always customary for him to wreck horribly and barely hold of relegation. His entire team is full of stupid decisions and overrated Dakota "he won't shut up about and even named his stadium" Gorski. Yet, through all of these stupid decisions, he can't seem to lose, even with a horrible goalkeeper. There is no god.
The Little Team That Could
4. NEST FC - Another team I did not see making it out of relegation this season, but unlike his counterpart Murikan, NEST. deserves it. NEST FC is full of great talent and NEST. has done a great job molding them into good players, but he lacks tactical finesse like the teams above him (or in Murikan's case, the only thing he has going for him) this season might be out of reach, but watch out next season, NEST FC is a new powerhouse.
The Good Game Kids
5. Strong Island - If Strong Island can win out this season, they can hold off relegation. That is a huge longshot though, they had a decent run though, and we will probably see them sometime next season as a top team in a lower division.
6. Mild-Mannered Men - What the hell happened to this team? Hell if I know, but it must have been incredibly monumental to be this far down the rankings. Who knows what happened to this team, all I know is this team has no hope of holding off relegation. Better luck next season Stroyent, I really like your team and hope you succeed and be back here in no team at all.
7. UMAD FC - If you looked up Trainwreck in the dictionary, it would just tell you "UMAD FC, you dumb bastard." This team was one of my picks to be a championship contender, instead he is sharing relegation with FreeBags FC. I hope UMAD FC rebounds quickly next season and is back up here.
FreeBags Still Sucks
8. FreeBags FC - **insert comment**
The Fight for the Championship:
1. Trollchester United - Trollchester United has hit a bit of a rut as of late, all three of his last games were draws. Zeon and a surprise contender have been closing in on him where the separation of third and first place team is only 2 points, or one game. I personally do not think Trollchester United to be able to hold first, but don't listen to me, ALL OF MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE SEASON WERE WRONG! Christ, I feel like Mel Kiper Jr.
2. Principality of Zeon - The one team I thought would be able to take the championship this season is still in the running thank god, I don't think I can take another mistake. Zeon is a strong team, but they lack young talent. Cruceh has a hard time holding onto money and this or next season may be the last time he will be able to contend unless he gets his act together.
3. Dynasty - This fucker and his fucked up team does not deserve to be a championship contender. Every year he talks shit and it is always customary for him to wreck horribly and barely hold of relegation. His entire team is full of stupid decisions and overrated Dakota "he won't shut up about and even named his stadium" Gorski. Yet, through all of these stupid decisions, he can't seem to lose, even with a horrible goalkeeper. There is no god.
The Little Team That Could
4. NEST FC - Another team I did not see making it out of relegation this season, but unlike his counterpart Murikan, NEST. deserves it. NEST FC is full of great talent and NEST. has done a great job molding them into good players, but he lacks tactical finesse like the teams above him (or in Murikan's case, the only thing he has going for him) this season might be out of reach, but watch out next season, NEST FC is a new powerhouse.
The Good Game Kids
5. Strong Island - If Strong Island can win out this season, they can hold off relegation. That is a huge longshot though, they had a decent run though, and we will probably see them sometime next season as a top team in a lower division.
6. Mild-Mannered Men - What the hell happened to this team? Hell if I know, but it must have been incredibly monumental to be this far down the rankings. Who knows what happened to this team, all I know is this team has no hope of holding off relegation. Better luck next season Stroyent, I really like your team and hope you succeed and be back here in no team at all.
7. UMAD FC - If you looked up Trainwreck in the dictionary, it would just tell you "UMAD FC, you dumb bastard." This team was one of my picks to be a championship contender, instead he is sharing relegation with FreeBags FC. I hope UMAD FC rebounds quickly next season and is back up here.
FreeBags Still Sucks
8. FreeBags FC - **insert comment**
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